Thursday, February 12, 2009

Like a virgin ... Mmmbop



Jonas Brothers VIRGINITY VOW Talk - From Oceanup.com

Is it true that you guys intend to stay virgins until marriage?

Nick: No. That was a personal statement made under personal circumstances that was made public by somebody. But we wear these rings and they're a constant reminder to us about living a life with values.

Kevin: The media twisted it. The rings are like if you tie a string of red lace around your finger to remind you to was your car. It's a goal, a way of living your life with values. Being a gentleman, everything our parents have ever taught us. It's a personal decision. Nick: The virginity thing is part of it, yes, but it's only a part of it and not the main focus.

Chrissy: Oh gawd no. I wear the ring as a reminder to take my birth control. And this chastity belt just puts a little "junk in the trunk" of my 7s.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Uncle Stupidhead

So for my next blog I wanted to pay homage to child stars. Naturally, my first thought went to the greatest child actor of all time: Miko Hughes.

Best Episode Ever: A Pinch for a pinch. When class bully Aaron starts bullying Michelle, Jesse loses his temper with Aaron and tells Michelle to retaliate by pinching Aaron right back. (if anyone can find a clip of this ... or any Aaron gold ... send it my way!).




Awesomely, his wikipedia provided this link:
http://woeismiko.blogspot.com/ as well as the following information: Hughes likes playing video games, such as Dance Dance Revolution, and is also a beekeeper, counting thirty thousand bees as pets. Miko is also a D.J. with the pseudonym "D.J. Cubed".

Next up: Whatever happened to that kid Brian who gets his head buttered in the "Misadventures of Babysitting" episode.

S$%#s & Giggles ... that don't get left behind.

Thanks mom and dad for teaching me to wipe my bum ... and not chasing after me with a dust pan.



Weird: The Charmin website boasts a timeline stemming from 1920.
Weirder: There's a "printable version" available.

Noted on the timeline:

2005 - Charmin Mega Roll and the Charmin Extender were introduced. The Mega Roll let consumers change the roll less often because it combined four Charmin single rolls into one. With the Charmin Extender, the Mega Roll fits easily into consumers' existing toilet-tissue holders.

For those who purchase the "Mega Roll" - you can watch an online demo re: installment. I would imagine a person who finds changing a roll daunting, would also have a hard time getting motivated to seek out the demo.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_mega.shtml