Thursday February 12, 2009
Number Theory Seminar
3:00 PM - 3:50 PM
Title: Weight drop in Phi^4 transcendentals
Speaker: Karen Yeats (SFU) Room: ASB 10900 (IRMACS)
Abstract:
Primitive Feynman graphs in Phi^4 theory give rise to transcendental numbers which, from the work of people like David Broadhurst, are multiple zeta values in known examples. Very little is known in general. Even how to predict the weight of the zeta value from the graph without doing the integrations is not known in general. I will discuss one special case of predicting weight drop, some interesting conjectures from the known data, and what very little I can prove so far.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Edible Family
Ever wonder what your sister would look like if she was a chocolate mermaid?
I got to find out.
I got to find out.
White Lines (Don't Do It)
(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)
Based 29 Dimensions of personality
Meet Fang, my e-harmony match.
The one thing Fang is most passionate about:
meet a good girl who has never had any intercourse-sex with any male (not a match), who is natural (not a match) and pro-life (not a match), Blonde /red hair with Eyes: Blue /grey, healthy, normal womanly, beautiful (well I can't deny these).
The three things which Fang is most thankful for:
I am purer, well ready to get married pro-life, i am resourceful, my parents are healthy and happy. I am always as young as 25 years age (Fang has found the wonders of botox).
The most influential person in Fang's life has been:
my sister, she wants to see my future wife . i listen to my sister, i plan to go to USA to meet if any good girl there who has saved herself sexually for marriage (I've got bad news for Fang & his sister).
The most important thing Fang is looking for in a person is:
a good white girl who has never had any intercourse-sex with any male; God understand that some white girls mastebate but keep herself pure for her future husband, her body always belong to her future husband, do not pierce , tatoo any more any longer, do not incur any scars on face just for sports fun (No more fencing without a mask? Fuck that).
The one thing Fang wishes MORE people would notice about him is:
Jesus is my teacher; i, Fang, a lamb boy; i am from a very noble family,like the Magi-wisemen in the Bible, I was from Orient, the 'Middle Kingdom between Heavens & Earth', I made it easier for all the families of Christopher Columbus’ and his followers’ community to meet my family. (So weird ... I always wish more people would notice this about me too! Maybe he is a match?).
Fang typically spends his leisure time:
I keep myself as a saint boy till I meet my future wife then I will have intercourse-sex. (Can't wait.).
The things Fang can't live without are:
peace; love; health; family community; future wife who has never had any intercourse-sex
Hopefully one thing Fang can live without is me.
The last book Fang read and enjoyed:
Bible, God, the cover page and page A10 of 24th Feb. 2001, Gazette, the Montreal newspaper, there was my photo and my Middle-Kingdom Duke family heritage. (Sounds like some real page-turners. I hope they involve some magic jeans that fit 4 friends).
One thing that only Fang's best friends know is:
I , Fang Hu, was invited to contribute to the Canadian economy, the best way to ‘‘contribute to the Canadian economy’’ is to serve the Europeans by my obedience to Heaven to answer that Columbus' prayer to God. (My best friends know that I can never find my keys and hate towel drying).
....
Who am I to argue with scientifically-based predictors of long-term relationship success.
The one thing Fang is most passionate about:
meet a good girl who has never had any intercourse-sex with any male (not a match), who is natural (not a match) and pro-life (not a match), Blonde /red hair with Eyes: Blue /grey, healthy, normal womanly, beautiful (well I can't deny these).
The three things which Fang is most thankful for:
I am purer, well ready to get married pro-life, i am resourceful, my parents are healthy and happy. I am always as young as 25 years age (Fang has found the wonders of botox).
The most influential person in Fang's life has been:
my sister, she wants to see my future wife . i listen to my sister, i plan to go to USA to meet if any good girl there who has saved herself sexually for marriage (I've got bad news for Fang & his sister).
The most important thing Fang is looking for in a person is:
a good white girl who has never had any intercourse-sex with any male; God understand that some white girls mastebate but keep herself pure for her future husband, her body always belong to her future husband, do not pierce , tatoo any more any longer, do not incur any scars on face just for sports fun (No more fencing without a mask? Fuck that).
The one thing Fang wishes MORE people would notice about him is:
Jesus is my teacher; i, Fang, a lamb boy; i am from a very noble family,like the Magi-wisemen in the Bible, I was from Orient, the 'Middle Kingdom between Heavens & Earth', I made it easier for all the families of Christopher Columbus’ and his followers’ community to meet my family. (So weird ... I always wish more people would notice this about me too! Maybe he is a match?).
Fang typically spends his leisure time:
I keep myself as a saint boy till I meet my future wife then I will have intercourse-sex. (Can't wait.).
The things Fang can't live without are:
peace; love; health; family community; future wife who has never had any intercourse-sex
Hopefully one thing Fang can live without is me.
The last book Fang read and enjoyed:
Bible, God, the cover page and page A10 of 24th Feb. 2001, Gazette, the Montreal newspaper, there was my photo and my Middle-Kingdom Duke family heritage. (Sounds like some real page-turners. I hope they involve some magic jeans that fit 4 friends).
One thing that only Fang's best friends know is:
I , Fang Hu, was invited to contribute to the Canadian economy, the best way to ‘‘contribute to the Canadian economy’’ is to serve the Europeans by my obedience to Heaven to answer that Columbus' prayer to God. (My best friends know that I can never find my keys and hate towel drying).
....
Who am I to argue with scientifically-based predictors of long-term relationship success.
"Stevo" calls the Sun on its shizz
You can skip the article ... just scroll down to the comments section and feel a little bit cooler than you did before.
http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Fans+flock+latest+Star+Trek+movie/1574449/story.html
My favourite:
Stevo
The Klingon is spelled wrong. It should be "quSDaq ba'lu''a'?" The second "q" should not be capitalized. "-Daq" is a noun suffix meaning 'in, on, at'. "DaQ" is a noun meaning 'ponytail'.
oh snap!
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