Tengo mucha sed ¡Esta ronda me toca a mí!

It’s Bebe Gloton, the world's first breast-feeding doll. That's right! A Spanish toymaker invented this ingenious plaything, which cries when it is "hungry" and is only satisfied when it gets a drink from the special halter top "nursing bra" that kids can strap on to simulate breast-feeding. It even makes sucking noises!!!

Some critics say that this is positive plaything, promoting the "norm" in child feeding, rather than artificial means of the bottle.

I Saw You

Taken from the Georgia Straight - BEST. I SAW YOU. EVER.

Spray paint and sex
Posted 8 Oct, 2009
I saw a: man
I am a: woman
When: September 26, 2009
Where: Walking away from me at 4 in the morning
You were spray painting gang signs downtown at 4 a.m., you were wearing bright yellow pants and had this crazy look in your eye. I asked you for a light and you looked deep into my soul, dropped your spray paint like a mic after a really bad ass set, adjusted your hair and walked away...You're so hot! I was so blown away and awestruck by your oozing sex appeal that I forgot to stop you. I ran after you like one second after you turned into a dark alley and you disappeared? Forever? I love you!

Dibs!

Here's an internet-dating online profile I found. Let's not fight over him.

"I recently got out of federal prison after 3 years for shooting a guy in the ass with a 12gauge in a pub.(NO I AM NOT JOKING. PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT ME) I got 6yrs for it.(Judges frown on that)I hope that does not scare you off whomever is reading this because I am not hat person anymore. Going to prison was the best thing that ever happened to me. I quit smoking and smoking pot. I started working out everyday trying to get into shape. I managed to lose almost all the fat that was on me. I am so proud of that. I used to be considerably overweight with no muscle tone to me whatsoever before I went to prison."

Gobble Gobble

Thanks to a lazy day of thorough Pay Per View review we found this gem.

"ThanksKilling is about a fowl-mouthed homicidal turkey axing off college kids during Thanksgiving break." - IMDB.

Fun has met its match.

Thursday February 12, 2009
Number Theory Seminar
3:00 PM - 3:50 PM

Title: Weight drop in Phi^4 transcendentals

Speaker: Karen Yeats (SFU) Room: ASB 10900 (IRMACS)

Abstract:
Primitive Feynman graphs in Phi^4 theory give rise to transcendental numbers which, from the work of people like David Broadhurst, are multiple zeta values in known examples. Very little is known in general. Even how to predict the weight of the zeta value from the graph without doing the integrations is not known in general. I will discuss one special case of predicting weight drop, some interesting conjectures from the known data, and what very little I can prove so far.

Grandpa's Day Out

So cruel.

I want this for my mantlepiece.

Edible Family

Ever wonder what your sister would look like if she was a chocolate mermaid?
I got to find out.

White Lines (Don't Do It)

(Ahhh) Higher, baby
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
(Ahhh) Get higher, baby!
And don't ever come down! (Freebase!)

Based 29 Dimensions of personality

Meet Fang, my e-harmony match.






The one thing Fang is most passionate about:
meet a good girl who has never had any intercourse-sex with any male (not a match), who is natural (not a match) and pro-life (not a match), Blonde /red hair with Eyes: Blue /grey, healthy, normal womanly, beautiful (well I can't deny these).

The three things which Fang is most thankful for:
I am purer, well ready to get married pro-life, i am resourceful, my parents are healthy and happy. I am always as young as 25 years age (Fang has found the wonders of botox).

The most influential person in Fang's life has been:
my sister, she wants to see my future wife . i listen to my sister, i plan to go to USA to meet if any good girl there who has saved herself sexually for marriage (I've got bad news for Fang & his sister).

The most important thing Fang is looking for in a person is:
a good white girl who has never had any intercourse-sex with any male; God understand that some white girls mastebate but keep herself pure for her future husband, her body always belong to her future husband, do not pierce , tatoo any more any longer, do not incur any scars on face just for sports fun (No more fencing without a mask? Fuck that).

The one thing Fang wishes MORE people would notice about him is:
Jesus is my teacher; i, Fang, a lamb boy; i am from a very noble family,like the Magi-wisemen in the Bible, I was from Orient, the 'Middle Kingdom between Heavens & Earth', I made it easier for all the families of Christopher Columbus’ and his followers’ community to meet my family. (So weird ... I always wish more people would notice this about me too! Maybe he is a match?).

Fang typically spends his leisure time:
I keep myself as a saint boy till I meet my future wife then I will have intercourse-sex. (Can't wait.).

The things Fang can't live without are:
peace; love; health; family community; future wife who has never had any intercourse-sex
Hopefully one thing Fang can live without is me.

The last book Fang read and enjoyed:
Bible, God, the cover page and page A10 of 24th Feb. 2001, Gazette, the Montreal newspaper, there was my photo and my Middle-Kingdom Duke family heritage. (Sounds like some real page-turners. I hope they involve some magic jeans that fit 4 friends).

One thing that only Fang's best friends know is:
I , Fang Hu, was invited to contribute to the Canadian economy, the best way to ‘‘contribute to the Canadian economy’’ is to serve the Europeans by my obedience to Heaven to answer that Columbus' prayer to God. (My best friends know that I can never find my keys and hate towel drying).

....

Who am I to argue with scientifically-based predictors of long-term relationship success.

My Mom's trapped in the Matrix

"Stevo" calls the Sun on its shizz

You can skip the article ... just scroll down to the comments section and feel a little bit cooler than you did before.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Fans+flock+latest+Star+Trek+movie/1574449/story.html

My favourite:

Stevo
The Klingon is spelled wrong. It should be "quSDaq ba'lu''a'?" The second "q" should not be capitalized. "-Daq" is a noun suffix meaning 'in, on, at'. "DaQ" is a noun meaning 'ponytail'.

oh snap!

Like a virgin ... Mmmbop

Jonas Brothers VIRGINITY VOW Talk - From Oceanup.com

Is it true that you guys intend to stay virgins until marriage?

Nick: No. That was a personal statement made under personal circumstances that was made public by somebody. But we wear these rings and they're a constant reminder to us about living a life with values.

Kevin: The media twisted it. The rings are like if you tie a string of red lace around your finger to remind you to was your car. It's a goal, a way of living your life with values. Being a gentleman, everything our parents have ever taught us. It's a personal decision. Nick: The virginity thing is part of it, yes, but it's only a part of it and not the main focus.

Chrissy: Oh gawd no. I wear the ring as a reminder to take my birth control. And this chastity belt just puts a little "junk in the trunk" of my 7s.

Uncle Stupidhead

So for my next blog I wanted to pay homage to child stars. Naturally, my first thought went to the greatest child actor of all time: Miko Hughes.

Best Episode Ever: A Pinch for a pinch. When class bully Aaron starts bullying Michelle, Jesse loses his temper with Aaron and tells Michelle to retaliate by pinching Aaron right back. (if anyone can find a clip of this ... or any Aaron gold ... send it my way!).




Awesomely, his wikipedia provided this link:
http://woeismiko.blogspot.com/ as well as the following information: Hughes likes playing video games, such as Dance Dance Revolution, and is also a beekeeper, counting thirty thousand bees as pets. Miko is also a D.J. with the pseudonym "D.J. Cubed".

Next up: Whatever happened to that kid Brian who gets his head buttered in the "Misadventures of Babysitting" episode.

S$%#s & Giggles ... that don't get left behind.

Thanks mom and dad for teaching me to wipe my bum ... and not chasing after me with a dust pan.



Weird: The Charmin website boasts a timeline stemming from 1920.
Weirder: There's a "printable version" available.

Noted on the timeline:

2005 - Charmin Mega Roll and the Charmin Extender were introduced. The Mega Roll let consumers change the roll less often because it combined four Charmin single rolls into one. With the Charmin Extender, the Mega Roll fits easily into consumers' existing toilet-tissue holders.

For those who purchase the "Mega Roll" - you can watch an online demo re: installment. I would imagine a person who finds changing a roll daunting, would also have a hard time getting motivated to seek out the demo.

http://www.charmin.com/en_cn/pages/prod_mega.shtml