Tengo mucha sed ¡Esta ronda me toca a mí!

It’s Bebe Gloton, the world's first breast-feeding doll. That's right! A Spanish toymaker invented this ingenious plaything, which cries when it is "hungry" and is only satisfied when it gets a drink from the special halter top "nursing bra" that kids can strap on to simulate breast-feeding. It even makes sucking noises!!!

Some critics say that this is positive plaything, promoting the "norm" in child feeding, rather than artificial means of the bottle.

I Saw You

Taken from the Georgia Straight - BEST. I SAW YOU. EVER.

Spray paint and sex
Posted 8 Oct, 2009
I saw a: man
I am a: woman
When: September 26, 2009
Where: Walking away from me at 4 in the morning
You were spray painting gang signs downtown at 4 a.m., you were wearing bright yellow pants and had this crazy look in your eye. I asked you for a light and you looked deep into my soul, dropped your spray paint like a mic after a really bad ass set, adjusted your hair and walked away...You're so hot! I was so blown away and awestruck by your oozing sex appeal that I forgot to stop you. I ran after you like one second after you turned into a dark alley and you disappeared? Forever? I love you!

Dibs!

Here's an internet-dating online profile I found. Let's not fight over him.

"I recently got out of federal prison after 3 years for shooting a guy in the ass with a 12gauge in a pub.(NO I AM NOT JOKING. PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT ME) I got 6yrs for it.(Judges frown on that)I hope that does not scare you off whomever is reading this because I am not hat person anymore. Going to prison was the best thing that ever happened to me. I quit smoking and smoking pot. I started working out everyday trying to get into shape. I managed to lose almost all the fat that was on me. I am so proud of that. I used to be considerably overweight with no muscle tone to me whatsoever before I went to prison."

Gobble Gobble

Thanks to a lazy day of thorough Pay Per View review we found this gem.

"ThanksKilling is about a fowl-mouthed homicidal turkey axing off college kids during Thanksgiving break." - IMDB.